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Early To Bed is an adorable, woman-owned, queer friendly shop in Chicago (Max’s hometown!). They work and operate out of just the one shop, as well as hold workshops and classes there. All of their product photos are pictures they took (usually including a hand so you can get an idea of the size of a thing!) and they are all about gender neutrality. They also tend to stock more colors of things, like if you want a fun colored NYTC Shilo! If you are ever in the area, I highly recommend checking it out in person.

The Pleasure Chest has a special place in Max’s heart because it’s where they started working in the field of sexuality! With locations in LA, NYC and Chicago, they offer a huge range of toys (and great kink accessories), plus Max has taught one of their workshops!

Free delivery on all orders over $40

Lovehoney does indeed have a huge range of sex toys. It’s one of my go-to’s when I am looking for something. Because of the range of toys they carry, not everything is body safe. Lovehoney constantly has sales going on, and if you are a student you can sign up for Unidays and get 20% off at any time.

Filthy Dirty carries exclusively body safe toys and has some great gift sets if you’re looking to snag a bundle. They also carry all of Sliquid’s flavored lubes, including the elusive Pina Colada. They have a section of under $75 toys as well as a sales page.

SheVibe is my other go to. Their motto “vibe responsibly” combined with the regularly low prices on the site makes SheVibe one of the best places to pick up toys. That and every single product page has a WEALTH of information on the toy, the materials, and even how to clean them.

Peepshow Toys is committed to ONLY selling body-safe toys on their site. They are newer, so their selection isn’t huge yet, but they are adding new products everyday and they are wonderful to reviewers. Plus, they are the cheapest place to get a lot of higher end things like the Satisfyer Pro 2.


Come As You Are is an adorable co-op sex shop in Canada, ideal for folks up north and those looking to cash in on the great exchange rate that the USD currently has. Check out my faves & recommendations here.

Unbound started out making boxes with curated sex items, which are great gifts for folks, but what really brought them to my attention are the sex-ccessories that they showed off at SHE NYC 2016. That, and they donate 6.9% of profits to “nonprofits that support female sexual health and wellness.”
Luvoqa stocks higher end toys, all of which are body safe. Their website uses gender neutral language, and they call out popular counterfeiters and resellers like Amazon and eBay!

Betty’s Toy Box is really great to work with, and take feedback from bloggers seriously. They don’t gender their toys, but they do sell porous & potentially toxic toys, so be aware of that. Check out my top picks here and get 10% off with code ‘TWIXT’

The Stockroom carries a HUGE selection of bondage & BDSM gear (some of which they make themselves in LA!) as well as sex toys. It’s worth checking out their Daily Deals page for different discounts all the time. They also have a Vondage section with all of their vegan bondage/bdsm implements. logo

Vibrators. com is exactly what you’d expect. It does have gendered marketing and toys that are not all body safe, but you can also find some toys that aren’t in smaller, independent shops. Plus their sales page actually has really good sales on some really good products (brands like Fun Factory, Crave and Mystim).


Tantus was one of the first silicone makers dedicated to body safety. I love their grab bag deals and they constantly have sales running. I have a few of their toys, my favorite are the Ryder and the Pack n Play No. 2.

Liberator makes sex pillows (and blankets, and also sells some toys)! I FINALLY bought a wedge, and it’s great for using when I wanna hump a wand style toy (and also, for sex.) The covers are machine washable too!

New York Toy Collective

New York Toy Collective makes my FAVORITE dildos/pack n plays, Shilo. They also happen to be the only pack n plays that come in non-skin tones. All of NYTC’s products are hand poured in New York, and the workmanship is amazing.

OhMiBod had some of the first app/ambient sound compatible toys on the market, and if you like funky little hearts on your sex toys, this is the place to shop.

Dame Products does crowdfunding right. They’ve slowly built up a repetoire of toys that are gender neutral and have cute names & come in unique colors. Check out my review of Fin here!

Buy Womanizer

Admittedly, the Womanizer is an ugly and poorly named toy. However, it gives good head to a lot of people who have struggled with orgasms and introduced brand new technology to the market.

The World's first body-adapting vibrator

Crescendo by Mystery Vibe is a vibrator designed to do a lot of different things. Some reviewers really love it, some really hate it. It was successfully crowdfunded and is made of good materials.

Probably the most well known stroking toys on the market, Fleshlight remains at the top of the list for a reason. Their toys are made of really nice material (that is body safe) and are made to last a long time. Whether realistic, fantastical, or non-representational, Fleshlight has something for folks looking to add a long-term stroking toy to their collection. Check out their deals here.

b-Vibe is female owned and truly revolutionary in their rimming butt plugs. They made their name “updating” existing favorite toys, to some success (and some not so success, and some downright complete copies, but I digress), like The Cowgirl, a ride-on toy akin to the Sybian but with app compatibility & all silicone attachments.

Make sex exciting again with We-Vibe Sync

We-Vibe is one of my favorite manufacturers, they are the ones who make my beloved Tangos and the We-Vibe 4+ and Sync which have so many different uses.

Lust Arts notable makes a ‘chestburster’ dildo ala the Alien franchise with incredible detail, as well as a mermaid shaped dildo. They have a unicorn horn dildo, too. Plus, you can get these in pretty much any color combo.

Lovense‘s toys are all app compatible, and they work with cam sites, so they’re especially well known amongst cammers & folks in long distance relationships.

Geeky Sex Toys went viral with their Pokemoan collection, and ever since have been combining the worlds of nerdery & sex toys. It’s a niche I fall into nicely, and their toys are all made to order. Get 5% off with code ‘TWIXT’


Split Peaches makes super cute and unique silicone dildos, and they were one of the first makers of a Unicorn Horn Dildo (review forthcoming).


Self Delve is a hilarious German company that makes toys shaped like fruits and veggies, and most of it comes in heat-sensitive pigments so it actually changes colors with use (and then changes back). I want a lot of their stuff.

Tenga makes non-representational penis strokers as well as adorable squishy vibrators. They are the folks who make Tenga Eggs, which are fantastic inexpensive strokers ideal for upping your hand job game.

Zalo‘s packaging is to die for. They have Magical Girl (sorry, “Sweet Magic”), Versailles, and Queen (aka Cleopatra) lines, and their toys seem relatively rumbly & powerful. Honestly I’m mostly obsessed with the packaging.

Vibease sells some sex toy staples, but they’re most well known for their app compatible toys that sync to audiobooks!

Kiiroo has done some VERY problematic shit, but they’re the manufacturer of some of the only penis-oriented toys available for long distance sex. Plus these toys have two way interaction, which is pretty wild.



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PinkLabel.TV is sort of like “The Netflix for Porn.” Wanna support ethically made, queer+transinclusive & affirming porn but not sure what genre/artist/director you like? PinkLabel is the way to go.

Trouble Films are produced/directed by one of my fave porn filmmakers, Courtney Trouble. They’ve got their fingers in a bunch of different niches,and in all of them they manage to capture the personality of the performers perfectly.

Crash Pad Series is some of the cutest, hottest, and most amazing queer porn every caught on camera. It’s feminist and ethical was one of the first porn studios to adopt those standards.


 Undercover Condoms ships anything for free if it’s more than $29. Their “Natural Products” section is my favorite, since it has Sliquid, Sir Richard’s and Sustain Condoms.