I’m fascinated by pumps. Whilst working in sex shops, I was often asked “do they work?” and “what do they do?” I proffered the answers I had been taught but hadn’t experienced myself. Theoretically I knew how they worked and I guess I understood the sensation by sticking them to my arm, but I couldn’t […]
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Satisfyer Pro 2
In 2015, a new toy rocked the clitoris-owning world: one that vaguely resembled some sort of thermometer to pulse air against the clit. Some users described the sensation as akin to cunnilingus, others said it was the first thing to ever give them an orgasm. That toy was the original Womanizer. In addition to being […]
Long Distance Sex Toys MASTERPOST
Looking for a sex toy to use long distance? Check out this guide to vibrators, masturbators, and butt plugs for use with partners & apps!
Long Distance Sex Toys – We-Vibe
This article is part of a master collection of articles comparing all currently available long-distance sex toys. Useful discount codes & links to save $Get 10% off your whole purchase at Lovehoney using this link!10% off at Betty’s Toybox using code TWIXT10% off at Kiiroo using code TWIXT10 WE-VIBEapp: WeConnectA relatively intuitive app, WeConnect displays […]
Long Distance Sex Toys – Lovense
This article is part of a master collection of articles comparing all currently available long-distance sex toys. Useful discount codes & links to save $Get 10% off your whole purchase at Lovehoney using this link!10% off at Betty’s Toybox using code TWIXT10% off at Kiiroo using code TWIXT10 LOVENSEApp: Lovense RemoteLovense Remote requires creation of […]
Long Distance Sex Toys – OhMiBod & Kiiroo
This article is part of a master collection of articles comparing all currently available long-distance sex toys. Useful discount codes & links to save $Get 10% off your whole purchase at Lovehoney using this link!10% off at Betty’s Toybox using code TWIXT10% off at Kiiroo using code TWIXT10 OHMIBODApp: OhMiBod Remote 2.0The app opens with […]
Long Distance Sex Toys – Other and Etc.
This article is part of a master collection of articles comparing all currently available long-distance sex toys. Useful discount codes & links to save $Get 10% off your whole purchase at Lovehoney using this link!10% off at Betty’s Toybox using code TWIXT10% off at Kiiroo using code TWIXT10 LOVEHONEY DESIREapp: Lovehoney DesireWhen first opening the […]
STDCheck.com
I have a lot of casual sex, so I make a habit of getting tested for sexually transmitted infections every six months or so. My usual go-to is Planned Parenthood, because I know I can get tested any Monday through Saturday as a walk-in patient for a $30 copay and at most a couple of […]
Fun Factory Bouncer
The Fun Factory Bouncer. How do I begin to explain the Fun Factory Bouncer? Insert the dildo version of a Mean Girls Regina George montage. The Bouncer is widely appreciated & a marvel to behold… and it deserves to be. It’s the only dildo of its kind on the market and nothing since has even […]
We-Vibe Wish
This toy had so much promise. An adorable blue, funky shaped, squishy vibe that boasted similar strength to a wand style toy, but without the handle. A total dream. But did it deliver? Fuck no. Epiphora basically said it best when she described the We-Vibe Wish as the toy version of a dude who thinks […]