How do you review a toy that’s shape is subjective? Masturbate a lot, mostly. DoDil’s marketing plays of the novel property that it can be reshapen as much as you want, which is New and Unique™ compared to other body safe toys on the market. Is it a marketing ploy? Kinda, yeah. But DoDil does […]
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Icicles No. 24, No. 52, and No. 69
Usually when I get a dildo, it’s for aesthetic reasons. Penetrative solo play isn’t a huge thing for me and dildos aren’t often involved in my partnered play (though I love it when they are) so I’m mostly motivated by what looks cool. In the case of the Icicles tentacle-esque glass dildos, I slowly acquired […]
The Stinger
Anytime I don’t know a lot about a kink or haven’t added it (yet) to the plethora of kinks I hoard for myself, I try to learn as much as I can. That’s how I found myself at an electro play workshop taught by Midori at the Pleasure Chest. Sure, I like fun sexy pain […]
Doxy The Don
The white sparkly Doxy Die Cast is one of my white whale toys, both because it’s so aesthetic and pretty, and because Doxy’s toys are lauded for their power. Beyond the Die Cast, I thought I was also interested in the unique shape and deep rumble of the Doxy Don (previously called the Doxy Skittle). […]
Vixen Mustang
I get the most Tinder responses on two photos: the one that’s basically just my ass and the one of me wearing a tie dye jumpsuit and a tie dye strap-on. My tie-dye life picture was taken as part of an entry into Good Vibrations’ ‘Strap-On Selfie’ competition. I (disappointingly) did not win, but this […]
Fun Factory Stronic G
For someone who owns as many dildos as I do (and who continues to collect more), I don’t write a lot of reviews about penetrative toys. Here’s the hot goss: I’m not super into penetrative solo play. A vibe at my clit is enough to get me off, and unless I’ve had a ton of […]
Imtoy Candy
I really like rituals and habits, especially those that are easily trackable, which is why app-based kegel exercisers appeal to me,1that and wanting to be really great at sex I think. Everytime I come across a new one, regardless of reviews, I add it to my wishlist. I discovered Imtoy’s Candy a few years back […]
VeDo Quaker
“Holy shit this is making my hand numb, it’s so buzzy. Luckily, my ass doesn’t give a fuck when it comes to buzzy vibration!” That was the first thing that came to mind when I turned on the VeDo Quaker. I’ve talked about anal beads in the past and been interested in trying them, so […]
Dame Fin
Dame Products’ Fin was the first sex toy allowed on Kickstarter andsubsequently the first toy successfully funded on Kickstarter as well. Crowdfunding sex toys is often a Mistake™ but Dame does their advertisements and marketing really well. And the chance to get this cute, uniquely colored vibe at a steep discount was enough for me […]
The Womanizer W500 Pro
Look, my tinder bio reads “I probably have more vibrators than friends.” This naturally invites questions about my toy collection and I’m often asked if I have a favorite. I don’t. I have several go-to pieces but it really depends how I’m feeling at the moment. I was asked once about my most expensive piece. […]