I used to be the kind of person who really didn’t get straight anal sex (and by straight anal sex, I mean a cisgirl being anally penetrated by a cisguy). It made sense to me for (cismale) gay sex, since the receiving end has a prostate to be pleasured, but in straight sex I saw […]
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New York Toy Collective Shilo
My dildo has a first name, it’s F-U-R-I-O-S-A… It doesn’t really work as well with the song, but it’s time to wax poetic about my New York Toy Collective Shilo dildo (affectionately referred to as Furiosa amongst close friends, partners, and all of my instagram followers). “What if I got this?” I snapchatted to a […]
Fun Factory Smartballs Duo
I like my vag muscles to get wrekt. My interest in kegel balls stems from days during my period, when flexing my pubococcygeus (what PC stands for, apparently) muscles very temporarily relieved menstrual pain. I was also the kind of kid who would pee and then stop and pee and then stop for fun in […]
Tantus Pack n Play No. 2
“Ever since I got the Tantus Pack ‘n Play No. 2, making 21 cents more on the dollar has been great!” My partner joked as I opened the box containing this toy. Unfortunately, Tantus has not solved the wage gap with the Pack n Play no. 2 but maybe they have given us all a […]
Svakom Mini Emma with Deer Ears
I won this toy in a giveaway by Curious Kitt and I honestly didn’t expect that much. Until this point in my life, I never owned a wand vibe and I had convinced myself that I wasn’t interested in having one. But a prize is a prize! So I took it upon myself to try […]
We-Vibe Tango
I have a sex toy collection. I started saying this when I first applied at The Pleasure Chest, because I decided that my four toys (the Lelo Ella, Fun Factory Stronic Eins, New York Toy Collective Shilo, and a shitty egg vibrator) were enough to count as a collection. Since then, I have acquired a […]
Fun Factory Stronic Eins
This toy was the first toy I really splurged on, because after holding this toys in my hands, I fell head over heels for it. Fun Factory classifies all of their Stronic toys as “Pulsators” rather than vibrators; instead of vibrating, two powerful magnets move back and forth, so the toy actually thrusts. This makes it basically a standalone or travel friendly version of a fuck machine.