I used to be the kind of person who really didn’t get straight anal sex (and by straight anal sex, I mean a cisgirl being anally penetrated by a cisguy). It made sense to me for gay sex, since the receiving end has a prostate to be pleasured, but in straight sex I saw it […]
New York Toy Collective Shilo
My dildo has a first name, it’s F-U-R-I-O-S-A… It doesn’t really work as well with the song, but it’s time to wax poetic about my New York Toy Collective Shilo dildo (affectionately referred to as Furiosa amongst close friends, partners, and all of my instagram followers). “What if I got this?” I snapchatted to a […]
Fun Factory Smartballs Duo
I like my vag muscles to get wrekt. My interest in kegel balls stems from days during my period when flexing my pubococcygeus (what PC stands for, apparently) muscles very temporarily relieved menstrual pain. I was also the kind of kid who would pee and then stop and pee and then stop for fun in […]
Tantus Pack n Play No. 2
“Ever since I got the Tantus Pack ‘n Play No. 2, making 21 cents more on the dollar has been great!” My partner joked as I opened the box containing this toy. Unfortunately, Tantus has not solved the wage gap with the Pack n Play no. 2 but it’s a great toy anyway. I have […]
SHE NYC 2016 – Three Things I Loved, Three Things I Didn’t, and Three Things I Want to Learn More About
This past weekend, I went to the Sexual Health Expo (SHE) in Brooklyn, New York. Reading fellow bloggers’ tweets, I’ve been super jealous of all the events that folks attend. I’ve been to workshops and a convention in the past, but never something that let me get up close and personal with new products and […]
Svakom Mini Emma with Deer Ears
I won this toy in a giveaway by Curious Kitt and I honestly didn’t expect that much. Until this point in my life, I never owned a wand vibe and I had pretty much convinced myself that I wasn’t interested in having one. But a prize is a prize so I took it upon myself […]
Why Body Safe?
Most toy reviewers mention that their toys and gear are body safe, but it can be hard to find out exactly what that means. In the US, sex toy production is not regulated (it is in the EU, for example), so anything can go into a sex toy made in the United States and companies […]
We-Vibe Tango
I have a sex toy collection. I started saying this when I first applied at The Pleasure Chest, because I decided that my four toys (the Lelo Ella, Fun Factory Stronic Eins, New York Toy Collective Shilo (Furiosa), and a shitty egg vibrator) were enough to count as a collection. Since then, I have acquired […]
Fun Factory Stronic Eins
Parts of this review were originally written for The Center for Pleasure and Health’s blog. This toy was purchased with my own money. Today I started tearing up writing a review about the Fun Factory Stronic Eins. This toy was the first toy I really splurged on 1My first “toys” included hex bugs nanos, the Wahl, […]