I get the most Tinder responses on two photos: the one that’s basically just my ass and the one of me wearing a tie dye jumpsuit and a tie dye strap-on. My tie-dye life picture was taken as part of an entry into Good Vibrations’ ‘Strap-On Selfie’ competition. I (disappointingly) did not win, but this […]
Fun Factory Stronic G
For someone who owns as many dildos as I do (and who continues to collect more), I don’t write a lot of reviews about penetrative toys. Here’s the hot goss: I’m not super into penetrative solo play. A vibe at my clit is enough to get me off, and unless I’ve had a ton of […]
Imtoy Candy
I really like rituals and habits, especially those that are easily trackable, which is why app-based kegel exercisers appeal to me,1that and wanting to be really great at sex I think. Everytime I come across a new one, regardless of reviews, I add it to my wishlist. I discovered Imtoy’s Candy a few years back […]
VeDo Quaker
“Holy shit this is making my hand numb, it’s so buzzy. Luckily, my ass doesn’t give a fuck when it comes to buzzy vibration!” That was the first thing that came to mind when I turned on the VeDo Quaker. I’ve talked about anal beads in the past and been interested in trying them, so […]
Dame Fin
Dame Products’ Fin was the first sex toy allowed on Kickstarter andsubsequently the first toy successfully funded on Kickstarter as well. Crowdfunding sex toys is often a Mistake™ but Dame does their advertisements and marketing really well. And the chance to get this cute, uniquely colored vibe at a steep discount was enough for me […]
Guide to Beginner Butt Plugs
I’m not an anal expert by any means, but I’d say I know my way around the average butthole. Given that I’m known around friends as the resident sex toy expert, I’m often asked for my recommendations on beginner butt toys. So why not create a list of recommendations that I can easily link folks […]
The Womanizer W500 Pro
Look, my tinder bio reads “I probably have more vibrators than friends.” This naturally invites questions about my toy collection and I’m often asked if I have a favorite. I don’t. I have several go-to pieces but it really depends how I’m feeling at the moment. I was asked once about my most expensive piece. […]
Le Wand
Le Wand has not seen waves of popularity among sex bloggers, so my interest in it was hesitant at best. However, my recent move into my own space with super sex positive housemates brought the Magic Wand Rechargeable into my life as such a staple that I jokingly started referring to it as my “primary […]
L’Amourose Prism V
I am, at the very least, slightly cursed when it comes to L’Amourose toys. A bit of backstory: I wanted a L’Amourose Rosa after AFemmeCock’s review, so I put it at the top of my wishlist. When I became an affiliate with Betty’s Toy Box, they offered to send one for review. I gleefully accepted […]
The Sex Expo 2017
I once again attended the Sex Expo in NYC this year (rebranded from its previous title, The Sexual Health Expo), held in the Brooklyn Expo Center. I only attended one day this year, and the first thing I noticed was the expo center itself: it seems the whole building had been redone, with painted bricks […]