I like cutesy toys that do less than cutesy things. Take a look at my dildo collection and you’ll hear me say “I don’t use this, I just think it’s cute”1Marge Simpson gif 99% of the time. So, of course, when Cloud 9 Novelties approached me, my eye was immediately drawn to a cute lil […]
Doc Johnson Automatic Vibrating Rechargeable Pussy Pump
I’m fascinated by pumps. Whilst working in sex shops, I was often asked “do they work?” and “what do they do?” I proffered the answers I had been taught but hadn’t experienced myself. Theoretically I knew how they worked and I guess I understood the sensation by sticking them to my arm, but I couldn’t […]
Satisfyer Pro 2
In 2015, a new toy rocked the clitoris-owning world: one that vaguely resembled some sort of thermometer to pulse air against the clit. Some users described the sensation as akin to cunnilingus, others said it was the first thing to ever give them an orgasm. That toy was the original Womanizer. In addition to being […]
Long Distance Sex Toys MASTERPOST
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Long Distance Sex Toys – We-Vibe
This article is part of a master collection of articles comparing all currently available long-distance sex toys. Useful discount codes & links to save $Get 10% off your whole purchase at Lovehoney using this link!10% off at Betty’s Toybox using code TWIXT10% off at Kiiroo using code TWIXT10 WE-VIBEapp: WeConnectA relatively intuitive app, WeConnect displays […]
Long Distance Sex Toys – Lovense
This article is part of a master collection of articles comparing all currently available long-distance sex toys. Useful discount codes & links to save $Get 10% off your whole purchase at Lovehoney using this link!10% off at Betty’s Toybox using code TWIXT10% off at Kiiroo using code TWIXT10 LOVENSEApp: Lovense RemoteLovense Remote requires creation of […]
Long Distance Sex Toys – OhMiBod & Kiiroo
This article is part of a master collection of articles comparing all currently available long-distance sex toys. Useful discount codes & links to save $Get 10% off your whole purchase at Lovehoney using this link!10% off at Betty’s Toybox using code TWIXT10% off at Kiiroo using code TWIXT10 OHMIBODApp: OhMiBod Remote 2.0The app opens with […]
Long Distance Sex Toys – Other and Etc.
This article is part of a master collection of articles comparing all currently available long-distance sex toys. Useful discount codes & links to save $Get 10% off your whole purchase at Lovehoney using this link!10% off at Betty’s Toybox using code TWIXT10% off at Kiiroo using code TWIXT10 LOVEHONEY DESIREapp: Lovehoney DesireWhen first opening the […]
The Sex Expo 2019
If you follow me on instagram and pay any attention to my stories, you know I had a whirlwind of a weekend travelling the east coast for bagels & sandwiches, a wedding, and my annual trip to the NYC Sex Expo! Due to other obligations during my four days on the coast, I was only […]
Geeky Speed Dating
With nothing to do for over and hour before my friends could pick me up and with a bubbling concoction of simultaneous judgement and hope in my heart, I made a last minute decision to attend a Geek Speed Dating session at Rhode Island Comic Con.
It’s one part exactly what you think: me, judgemental af, wondering who exactly attends speed dating at a comic convention.
The other part? My eternal hope that it’s someone hot.