Doc Johnson Automatic Vibrating Rechargeable Pussy Pump

I’m fascinated by pumps. Whilst working in sex shops, I was often asked “do they work?” and “what do they do?” I proffered the answers I had been taught but hadn’t experienced myself. Theoretically I knew how they worked and I guess I understood the sensation by sticking them to my arm, but I couldn’t […]

Long Distance Sex Toys – We-Vibe

This article is part of a master collection of articles comparing all currently available long-distance sex toys.  Useful discount codes & links to save $Get 10% off your whole purchase at Lovehoney using this link!10% off at Betty’s Toybox using code TWIXT10% off at Kiiroo using code TWIXT10 WE-VIBEapp: WeConnectA relatively intuitive app, WeConnect displays […]

Long Distance Sex Toys – Lovense

This article is part of a master collection of articles comparing all currently available long-distance sex toys. Useful discount codes & links to save $Get 10% off your whole purchase at Lovehoney using this link!10% off at Betty’s Toybox using code TWIXT10% off at Kiiroo using code TWIXT10 LOVENSEApp: Lovense RemoteLovense Remote requires creation of […]

Long Distance Sex Toys – OhMiBod & Kiiroo

This article is part of a master collection of articles comparing all currently available long-distance sex toys.  Useful discount codes & links to save $Get 10% off your whole purchase at Lovehoney using this link!10% off at Betty’s Toybox using code TWIXT10% off at Kiiroo using code TWIXT10 OHMIBODApp: OhMiBod Remote 2.0The app opens with […]

Long Distance Sex Toys – Other and Etc.

This article is part of a master collection of articles comparing all currently available long-distance sex toys. Useful discount codes & links to save $Get 10% off your whole purchase at Lovehoney using this link!10% off at Betty’s Toybox using code TWIXT10% off at Kiiroo using code TWIXT10 LOVEHONEY DESIREapp: Lovehoney DesireWhen first opening the […]

Geeky Speed Dating

With nothing to do for over and hour before my friends could pick me up and with a bubbling concoction of simultaneous judgement and hope in my heart, I made a last minute decision to attend a Geek Speed Dating session at Rhode Island Comic Con.

It’s one part exactly what you think: me, judgemental af, wondering who exactly attends speed dating at a comic convention.

The other part? My eternal hope that it’s someone hot.

Outdated Dating: I went on a blind date in 2019

Did you know the Boston Globe runs a piece called ‘Dinner with Cupid,’ that match-makes and sets people up on blind dates? I know and, as a result, my dating life has been prominently featured on the Internet. I’m very famous, as it turns out. Dinner with Cupid works like this: you apply online by […]