Update: Since writing this post, my pronouns have changed to they/them. However, what I wrote here is important, and was the start of my ~gender journey~ “I don’t really get this,” my amazing & talented editor commented on a sentence in my NYTC Shilo review. She continued “But maybe that’s because I’m really cis.” That […]
We-Vibe Nova
I get confused about a lot of things. Like how to use an STP without peeing on my own legs, why the zippers are on the back of Star Trek TNG uniforms, why glitter cheers me up so much, and a lot more. But I didn’t think I was confused about what kinds of stimulation […]
Tom of Finland Hammer/Nightstick Vibe
I laughed at the Tom of Finland Hammer/Nightstick Vibe when I first saw it while working a Tom of Finland party at The Pleasure Chest. I laughed in a way that said, “Of COURSE there’s a vibrator shaped like a hammer/nightstick.” Of course companies like OxBalls make a variety of creative insertables (including the Alien […]
Svakom Echo
As a sex toy reviewer, you sometimes get to partner with really amazing sex toy companies who send you toys in exchange for honest reviews. Other times, you get emails in broken English offering toys at 90% discounts from Amazon. And, as a newer reviewer who recognized the brand name, I figured why not? That’s […]
Vibratex Magic Wand Rechargeable (aka Hitachi)
This review falls into the category of “it goes without saying.” Everyone and their mother (for real) have written home about the wonders of the Vibratex Magic Wand (nee Hitachi), so here I am, adding to the pile. I did not think I would love the Magic Wand. There are toys I like, toys I […]
Miss on the Go
Crowdfunding sex toys has become more and more inviting, especially for those seeking to bring new toy designs to market but who lack the capital to fund them out of pocket. In some cases, these toys are awesome (like the Crave Vesper or Tantus Rumble) or at least innovative (like the Dame Eva), but in […]
Crystal Delights Princess Plug
I used to be the kind of person who really didn’t get straight anal sex (and by straight anal sex, I mean a cisgirl being anally penetrated by a cisguy). It made sense to me for gay sex, since the receiving end has a prostate to be pleasured, but in straight sex I saw it […]
New York Toy Collective Shilo
My dildo has a first name, it’s F-U-R-I-O-S-A… It doesn’t really work as well with the song, but it’s time to wax poetic about my New York Toy Collective Shilo dildo (affectionately referred to as Furiosa amongst close friends, partners, and all of my instagram followers). “What if I got this?” I snapchatted to a […]
Fun Factory Smartballs Duo
I like my vag muscles to get wrekt. My interest in kegel balls stems from days during my period when flexing my pubococcygeus (what PC stands for, apparently) muscles very temporarily relieved menstrual pain. I was also the kind of kid who would pee and then stop and pee and then stop for fun in […]
Tantus Pack n Play No. 2
“Ever since I got the Tantus Pack ‘n Play No. 2, making 21 cents more on the dollar has been great!” My partner joked as I opened the box containing this toy. Unfortunately, Tantus has not solved the wage gap with the Pack n Play no. 2 but it’s a great toy anyway. I have […]