The Fun Factory Bouncer. How do I begin to explain the Fun Factory Bouncer? Insert the dildo version of a Mean Girls Regina George montage. The Bouncer is widely appreciated & a marvel to behold… and it deserves to be. It’s the only dildo of its kind on the market and nothing since has even […]
Posts with the anal tag
Glass Tentacle Dildos: Icicles No. 24, No. 52, and No. 69
Usually when I get a dildo, it’s for aesthetic reasons. Penetrative solo play isn’t a huge thing for me and dildos aren’t often involved in my partnered play (though I love it when they are) so I’m mostly motivated by what looks cool. In the case of the Icicles tentacle-esque glass dildos, I slowly acquired […]
Doxy The Don
The white sparkly Doxy Die Cast is one of my white whale toys, both because it’s so aesthetic and pretty, and because Doxy’s toys are lauded for their power. Beyond the Die Cast, I thought I was also interested in the unique shape and deep rumble of the Doxy Don (previously called the Doxy Skittle). […]
Vixen Mustang
I get the most Tinder responses on two photos: the one that’s basically just my ass and the one of me wearing a tie dye jumpsuit and a tie dye strap-on. My tie-dye life picture was taken as part of an entry into Good Vibrations’ ‘Strap-On Selfie’ competition. I (disappointingly) did not win, but this […]
VeDo Quaker
“Holy shit this is making my hand numb, it’s so buzzy. Luckily, my ass doesn’t give a fuck when it comes to buzzy vibration!” That was the first thing that came to mind when I turned on the VeDo Quaker. I’ve talked about anal beads in the past and been interested in trying them, so […]
Guide to Beginner Butt Plugs
I’m not an anal expert by any means, but I’d say I know my way around the average butthole. Given that I’m known around friends as the resident sex toy expert, I’m often asked for what I recommend as a beginner butt plug. So why not create a list of recommendations that I can easily […]
Tom of Finland Hammer/Nightstick Vibe
I laughed at the Tom of Finland Hammer/Nightstick Vibe when I first saw it while working a Tom of Finland party at The Pleasure Chest. I laughed in a way that said, “Of COURSE there’s a vibrator shaped like a hammer/nightstick.” Companies like OxBalls make a variety of creative insertables (including the Alien Tail Cocksling […]
Crystal Delights Princess Plug
I used to be the kind of person who really didn’t get straight anal sex (and by straight anal sex, I mean a cisgirl being anally penetrated by a cisguy). It made sense to me for (cismale) gay sex, since the receiving end has a prostate to be pleasured, but in straight sex I saw […]
New York Toy Collective Shilo
My dildo has a first name, it’s F-U-R-I-O-S-A… It doesn’t really work as well with the song, but it’s time to wax poetic about my New York Toy Collective Shilo dildo (affectionately referred to as Furiosa amongst close friends, partners, and all of my instagram followers). “What if I got this?” I snapchatted to a […]
Tantus Pack n Play No. 2
“Ever since I got the Tantus Pack ‘n Play No. 2, making 21 cents more on the dollar has been great!” My partner joked as I opened the box containing this toy. Unfortunately, Tantus has not solved the wage gap with the Pack n Play no. 2 but maybe they have given us all a […]