APPARENTLY, forceps are not sexy and testing lube in a semi-scientific way1think maybe 8th grade classroom is also kind of a mood-ruiner. But how else was I supposed to get through 10 different Sliquid lubes with semi-objective observations? I’ve written about lube before, but I haven’t compared specific lubes. I primarily use lube for anal […]
Posts with the body safe tag
DoDil
How do you review a toy that’s shape is subjective? Masturbate a lot, mostly. DoDil’s marketing plays of the novel property that it can be reshapen as much as you want, which is New and Unique™ compared to other body safe toys on the market. Is it a marketing ploy? Kinda, yeah. But DoDil does […]
Glass Tentacle Dildos: Icicles No. 24, No. 52, and No. 69
Usually when I get a dildo, it’s for aesthetic reasons. Penetrative solo play isn’t a huge thing for me and dildos aren’t often involved in my partnered play (though I love it when they are) so I’m mostly motivated by what looks cool. In the case of the Icicles tentacle-esque glass dildos, I slowly acquired […]
Vixen Mustang
I get the most Tinder responses on two photos: the one that’s basically just my ass and the one of me wearing a tie dye jumpsuit and a tie dye strap-on. My tie-dye life picture was taken as part of an entry into Good Vibrations’ ‘Strap-On Selfie’ competition. I (disappointingly) did not win, but this […]
Fun Factory Stronic G
For someone who owns as many dildos as I do (and who continues to collect more), I don’t write a lot of reviews about penetrative toys. Here’s the hot goss: I’m not super into penetrative solo play. A vibe at my clit is enough to get me off, and unless I’ve had a ton of […]
Imtoy Candy
I really like rituals and habits, especially those that are easily trackable, which is why app-based kegel exercisers appeal to me,1that and wanting to be really great at sex I think. Every time I come across a new one, regardless of reviews, I add it to my wishlist. I discovered Imtoy’s Candy a few years […]
VeDo Quaker
“Holy shit this is making my hand numb, it’s so buzzy. Luckily, my ass doesn’t give a fuck when it comes to buzzy vibration!” That was the first thing that came to mind when I turned on the VeDo Quaker. I’ve talked about anal beads in the past and been interested in trying them, so […]
Guide to Beginner Butt Plugs
I’m not an anal expert by any means, but I’d say I know my way around the average butthole. Given that I’m known around friends as the resident sex toy expert, I’m often asked for what I recommend as a beginner butt plug. So why not create a list of recommendations that I can easily […]
The Womanizer W500 Pro
Look, my tinder bio reads “I probably have more vibrators than friends.” This naturally invites questions about my toy collection and I’m often asked if I have a favorite. I don’t. I have several go-to pieces but it really depends how I’m feeling at the moment. I was asked once about my most expensive piece. […]
Le Wand
Le Wand has not seen waves of popularity among sex bloggers, so my interest in it was hesitant at best. However, my recent move into my own space with super sex positive housemates brought the Magic Wand Rechargeable into my life. It’s such a staple that I jokingly started referring to it as my “primary partner.” […]