This toy had so much promise. An adorable blue, funky shaped, squishy vibe that boasted similar strength to a wand style toy, but without the handle. A total dream. But did it deliver? Fuck no. Epiphora basically said it best when she described the We-Vibe Wish as the toy version of a dude who thinks […]
Posts with the clitoris tag
Sliquid Lubes
APPARENTLY, forceps are not sexy and testing lube in a semi-scientific way1think maybe 8th grade classroom is also kind of a mood-ruiner. But how else was I supposed to get through 10 different lubes with semi-objective observations? I’ve written about lube before, but I haven’t compared specific lubes. I primarily use lube for anal play, […]
Doxy The Don
The white sparkly Doxy Die Cast is one of my white whale toys, both because it’s so aesthetic and pretty, and because Doxy’s toys are lauded for their power. Beyond the Die Cast, I thought I was also interested in the unique shape and deep rumble of the Doxy Don (previously called the Doxy Skittle). […]
Dame Fin
Dame Products’ Fin was the first sex toy allowed on Kickstarter andsubsequently the first toy successfully funded on Kickstarter as well. Crowdfunding sex toys is often a Mistake™ but Dame does their advertisements and marketing really well. And the chance to get this cute, uniquely colored vibe at a steep discount was enough for me […]
The Womanizer W500 Pro
Look, my tinder bio reads “I probably have more vibrators than friends.” This naturally invites questions about my toy collection and I’m often asked if I have a favorite. I don’t. I have several go-to pieces but it really depends how I’m feeling at the moment. I was asked once about my most expensive piece. […]
Le Wand
Le Wand has not seen waves of popularity among sex bloggers, so my interest in it was hesitant at best. However, my recent move into my own space with super sex positive housemates brought the Magic Wand Rechargeable into my life as such a staple that I jokingly started referring to it as my “primary […]
We-Vibe Nova
I get confused about a lot of things. Like how to use an STP without peeing on my own legs, why the zippers are on the back of Star Trek TNG uniforms, why glitter cheers me up so much, and a lot more. But I didn’t think I was confused about what kinds of stimulation […]
Svakom Echo
As a sex toy reviewer, you sometimes get to partner with really amazing sex toy companies who send you toys in exchange for honest reviews. Other times, you get emails in broken English offering toys at 90% discounts from Amazon. And, as a newer reviewer who recognized the brand name, I figured why not? That’s […]
SHE NYC 2016 – Three Things I Loved, Three Things I Didn’t, and Three Things I Want to Learn More About
This past weekend, I went to the Sexual Health Expo (SHE) in Brooklyn, New York. Reading fellow bloggers’ tweets, I’ve been super jealous of all the events that folks attend. I’ve been to workshops and a convention in the past, but never something that let me get up close and personal with new products and […]
Svakom Mini Emma with Deer Ears
I won this toy in a giveaway by Curious Kitt and I honestly didn’t expect that much. Until this point in my life, I never owned a wand vibe and I had pretty much convinced myself that I wasn’t interested in having one. But a prize is a prize so I took it upon myself […]