The Kiiroo Pearl 2 is a slightly curved, cylindrical vibrator, about 8” long and 1.6” wide. It’s coated in a matte silicone (available in purple or black) with one silver plastic pad at the base (which has some sort of specification info on it). A DC input at the bottom of the toy charges it; charging can take up to 2 hours for 1 hour of play. On one side of the toy, there’s a ‘-’ button with an LED light beneath that button.
This toy had so much promise. An adorable blue, funky shaped, squishy vibe that boasted similar strength to a wand style toy, but without the handle. A total dream. But did it deliver? Fuck no. Epiphora basically said it best when she described the We-Vibe Wish as the toy version of a dude who thinks […]
APPARENTLY, forceps are not sexy and testing lube in a semi-scientific way1think maybe 8th grade classroom is also kind of a mood-ruiner. But how else was I supposed to get through 10 different lubes with semi-objective observations? I’ve written about lube before, but I haven’t compared specific lubes. I primarily use lube for anal play, […]
The white sparkly Doxy Die Cast is one of my white whale toys, both because it’s so aesthetic and pretty, and because Doxy’s toys are lauded for their power. Beyond the Die Cast, I thought I was also interested in the unique shape and deep rumble of the Doxy Don (previously called the Doxy Skittle). […]