This toy had so much promise. An adorable blue, funky shaped, squishy vibe that boasted similar strength to a wand style toy, but without the handle. A total dream. But did it deliver? Fuck no. Epiphora basically said it best when she described the We-Vibe Wish as the toy version of a dude who thinks […]
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DoDil
How do you review a toy that’s shape is subjective? Masturbate a lot, mostly. DoDil’s marketing plays of the novel property that it can be reshapen as much as you want, which is New and Unique™ compared to other body safe toys on the market. Is it a marketing ploy? Kinda, yeah. But DoDil does […]
The Womanizer W500 Pro
Look, my tinder bio reads “I probably have more vibrators than friends.” This naturally invites questions about my toy collection and I’m often asked if I have a favorite. I don’t. I have several go-to pieces but it really depends how I’m feeling at the moment. I was asked once about my most expensive piece. […]
CineKink NYC 2017
I spent last week in New York City, exploring the city and attending CineKink NYC 2017, a film festival based around sex positivity and the erotic and sensual. Due to the impending blizzard, the first night’s festivities were postponed indefinitely, which meant I instead spent the day inside with CATS, food, and my favorite, sex-positive, […]
We-Vibe Nova
I get confused about a lot of things. Like how to use an STP without peeing on my own legs, why the zippers are on the back of Star Trek TNG uniforms, why glitter cheers me up so much, the list goes on. But I didn’t think I was confused about what kinds of stimulation […]
Tom of Finland Hammer/Nightstick Vibe
I laughed at the Tom of Finland Hammer/Nightstick Vibe when I first saw it while working a Tom of Finland party at The Pleasure Chest. I laughed in a way that said, “Of COURSE there’s a vibrator shaped like a hammer/nightstick.” Companies like OxBalls make a variety of creative insertables (including the Alien Tail Cocksling […]
Tantus Pack n Play No. 2
“Ever since I got the Tantus Pack ‘n Play No. 2, making 21 cents more on the dollar has been great!” My partner joked as I opened the box containing this toy. Unfortunately, Tantus has not solved the wage gap with the Pack n Play no. 2 but maybe they have given us all a […]
Svakom Mini Emma with Deer Ears
I won this toy in a giveaway by Curious Kitt and I honestly didn’t expect that much. Until this point in my life, I never owned a wand vibe and I had convinced myself that I wasn’t interested in having one. But a prize is a prize! So I took it upon myself to try […]