I love We-Vibe. I love their gender neutral app (even if it consistently crashes); I love the funky lil names given to toys; I love the colors and quality of silicone; I love that the toys they release feel intentional. So when We-Vibe offered me not one but THREE of their toys to review in […]
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Vibease Emerald
‘Toothy’ style vibes are new to me, though not to the world. Epiphora praised the Jimmyjane Form 2 back in 2010, but its $145 price tag was a too rich for my tastes. This style of toy mimics part of OG rabbit style vibes with its two prongs (or “ears”) that can surround a clit (or nipple, or whatever sensitive bit you please). Toothy vibes eliminate the internal aspect that rabbit toys have, so they’re great for folks who want external stimulation in two (close) spots. In the past, I never craved this style of vibration, but when Vibease offered to send me a toy from their Jewel Collection (along with their signature long distance toy), I knew this toy would add a unique color and style to my shelves.
Fun Factory Bouncer
The Fun Factory Bouncer. How do I begin to explain the Fun Factory Bouncer? Insert the dildo version of a Mean Girls Regina George montage. The Bouncer is widely appreciated & a marvel to behold… and it deserves to be. It’s the only dildo of its kind on the market and nothing since has even […]
Sliquid Lubes
APPARENTLY, forceps are not sexy and testing lube in a semi-scientific way1think maybe 8th grade classroom is also kind of a mood-ruiner. But how else was I supposed to get through 10 different Sliquid lubes with semi-objective observations? I’ve written about lube before, but I haven’t compared specific lubes. I primarily use lube for anal […]
Glass Tentacle Dildos: Icicles No. 24, No. 52, and No. 69
Usually when I get a dildo, it’s for aesthetic reasons. Penetrative solo play isn’t a huge thing for me and dildos aren’t often involved in my partnered play (though I love it when they are) so I’m mostly motivated by what looks cool. In the case of the Icicles tentacle-esque glass dildos, I slowly acquired […]
The Stinger
Anytime I don’t know a lot about a kink or haven’t added it (yet) to the plethora of kinks I hoard for myself, I try to learn as much as I can. That’s how I found myself at an electro play workshop taught by Midori at the Pleasure Chest. Sure, I like fun sexy pain […]
Vixen Mustang
I get the most Tinder responses on two photos: the one that’s basically just my ass and the one of me wearing a tie dye jumpsuit and a tie dye strap-on. My tie-dye life picture was taken as part of an entry into Good Vibrations’ ‘Strap-On Selfie’ competition. I (disappointingly) did not win, but this […]
Fun Factory Stronic G
For someone who owns as many dildos as I do (and who continues to collect more), I don’t write a lot of reviews about penetrative toys. Here’s the hot goss: I’m not super into penetrative solo play. A vibe at my clit is enough to get me off, and unless I’ve had a ton of […]
The Sex Expo 2017
I once again attended the Sex Expo in NYC this year (rebranded from its previous title, The Sexual Health Expo), held in the Brooklyn Expo Center. I only attended one day this year, and the first thing I noticed was the expo center itself: it seems the whole building had been redone, with painted bricks […]
Vibratex Magic Wand Rechargeable (aka Hitachi)
This review falls into the category of “it goes without saying.” Everyone and their mother (for real) have written home about the wonders of the Vibratex Magic Wand (nee Hitachi), so here I am, adding to the pile. I did not think I would love the Magic Wand. There are toys I like, toys I […]