I like cutesy toys that do less than cutesy things. Take a look at my dildo collection and you’ll hear me say “I don’t use this, I just think it’s cute”1Marge Simpson gif 99% of the time. So, of course, when Cloud 9 Novelties approached me, my eye was immediately drawn to a cute lil […]
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Doxy The Don
The white sparkly Doxy Die Cast is one of my white whale toys, both because it’s so aesthetic and pretty, and because Doxy’s toys are lauded for their power. Beyond the Die Cast, I thought I was also interested in the unique shape and deep rumble of the Doxy Don (previously called the Doxy Skittle). […]
Imtoy Candy
I really like rituals and habits, especially those that are easily trackable, which is why app-based kegel exercisers appeal to me,1that and wanting to be really great at sex I think. Everytime I come across a new one, regardless of reviews, I add it to my wishlist. I discovered Imtoy’s Candy a few years back […]
VeDo Quaker
“Holy shit this is making my hand numb, it’s so buzzy. Luckily, my ass doesn’t give a fuck when it comes to buzzy vibration!” That was the first thing that came to mind when I turned on the VeDo Quaker. I’ve talked about anal beads in the past and been interested in trying them, so […]
Dame Fin
Dame Products’ Fin was the first sex toy allowed on Kickstarter andsubsequently the first toy successfully funded on Kickstarter as well. Crowdfunding sex toys is often a Mistake™ but Dame does their advertisements and marketing really well. And the chance to get this cute, uniquely colored vibe at a steep discount was enough for me […]
L’Amourose Prism V
I am, at the very least, slightly cursed when it comes to L’Amourose toys. A bit of backstory: I wanted a L’Amourose Rosa after AFemmeCock’s review, so I put it at the top of my wishlist. When I became an affiliate with Betty’s Toy Box, they offered to send one for review. I gleefully accepted […]
Spareparts Tomboi Harness
Sometimes when I picture myself naked, I’m wearing something. Sure I look at myself naked almost daily, but when I imagine having my most ideal sex, it usually involves a harness. The harness in play is generally my Spareparts Joque, which allows me to both penetrate and be penetrated. But when my dysphoria is at […]
Migliori Silicone Lube
I am not someone who generally uses lube. I wholeheartedly support and encourage lube purchase and use. I have about seven bottles of it on my nightstand and countless samples stored with my condoms. But unless I am engaging in anal play, I don’t need lube. I’m lucky. My body produces enough natural lubricant that […]
Svakom Echo
As a sex toy reviewer, you sometimes get to partner with really amazing sex toy companies who send you toys in exchange for honest reviews. Other times, you get emails in broken English offering toys at 90% discounts from Amazon. And, as a newer reviewer who recognized the brand name, I figured why not? That’s […]
Miss on the Go
Crowdfunding sex toys has become more and more inviting, especially for those seeking to bring new toy designs to market but who lack the capital to fund them out of pocket. In some cases, these toys are awesome (like the Crave Vesper or Tantus Rumble) or at least innovative (like the Dame Eva), but in […]