I’m fascinated by pumps. Whilst working in sex shops, I was often asked “do they work?” and “what do they do?” I proffered the answers I had been taught but hadn’t experienced myself. Theoretically I knew how they worked and I guess I understood the sensation by sticking them to my arm, but I couldn’t […]
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Satisfyer Pro 2
In 2015, a new toy rocked the clitoris-owning world: one that vaguely resembled some sort of thermometer to pulse air against the clit. Some users described the sensation as akin to cunnilingus, others said it was the first thing to ever give them an orgasm. That toy was the original Womanizer. In addition to being […]
The Sex Expo 2019
If you follow me on instagram and pay any attention to my stories, you know I had a whirlwind of a weekend travelling the east coast for bagels & sandwiches, a wedding, and my annual trip to the NYC Sex Expo! Due to other obligations during my four days on the coast, I was only […]
Fun Factory Bouncer
The Fun Factory Bouncer. How do I begin to explain the Fun Factory Bouncer? Insert the dildo version of a Mean Girls Regina George montage. The Bouncer is widely appreciated & a marvel to behold… and it deserves to be. It’s the only dildo of its kind on the market and nothing since has even […]
We-Vibe Wish
This toy had so much promise. An adorable blue, funky shaped, squishy vibe that boasted similar strength to a wand style toy, but without the handle. A total dream. But did it deliver? Fuck no. Epiphora basically said it best when she described the We-Vibe Wish as the toy version of a dude who thinks […]
DoDil
How do you review a toy that’s shape is subjective? Masturbate a lot, mostly. DoDil’s marketing plays of the novel property that it can be reshapen as much as you want, which is New and Unique™ compared to other body safe toys on the market. Is it a marketing ploy? Kinda, yeah. But DoDil does […]
Doxy The Don
The white sparkly Doxy Die Cast is one of my white whale toys, both because it’s so aesthetic and pretty, and because Doxy’s toys are lauded for their power. Beyond the Die Cast, I thought I was also interested in the unique shape and deep rumble of the Doxy Don (previously called the Doxy Skittle). […]
Vixen Mustang
I get the most Tinder responses on two photos: the one that’s basically just my ass and the one of me wearing a tie dye jumpsuit and a tie dye strap-on. My tie-dye life picture was taken as part of an entry into Good Vibrations’ ‘Strap-On Selfie’ competition. I (disappointingly) did not win, but this […]
Fun Factory Stronic G
For someone who owns as many dildos as I do (and who continues to collect more), I don’t write a lot of reviews about penetrative toys. Here’s the hot goss: I’m not super into penetrative solo play. A vibe at my clit is enough to get me off, and unless I’ve had a ton of […]
Dame Fin
Dame Products’ Fin was the first sex toy allowed on Kickstarter and subsequently the first toy successfully funded on Kickstarter as well. Crowdfunding sex toys is often a Mistake™ but Dame does their advertisements and marketing really well. And the chance to get this cute, uniquely colored vibe at a steep discount was enough for […]