The Kiiroo Pearl 2 is a slightly curved, cylindrical vibrator, about 8” long and 1.6” wide. It’s coated in a matte silicone (available in purple or black) with one silver plastic pad at the base (which has some sort of specification info on it). A DC input at the bottom of the toy charges it; charging can take up to 2 hours for 1 hour of play. On one side of the toy, there’s a ‘-’ button with an LED light beneath that button.
“LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!” And Exotic Erotics’ Orc dildo is very meaty. I like shopping at sex shops to see toys in person for a lot of reason but especially because the proprietors of the internet make some monster dicks. Exotic Erotics’ Orc is no exception; it’s not for the faint […]
Move over Magic Wand Rechargeable, I have a new comfort item vibrator. We-Vibe is coming for wand vibes with the (aptly named) We-Vibe Wand. Why does it stand out? It does so much. HOW THIS TOY WORKSThe We-Vibe Wand is exactly what it sounds like: a wand-style (“cordless massager”) toy made by We-Vibe! The wand […]
This toy had so much promise. An adorable blue, funky shaped, squishy vibe that boasted similar strength to a wand style toy, but without the handle. A total dream. But did it deliver? Fuck no. Epiphora basically said it best when she described the We-Vibe Wish as the toy version of a dude who thinks […]
The white sparkly Doxy Die Cast is one of my white whale toys, both because it’s so aesthetic and pretty, and because Doxy’s toys are lauded for their power. Beyond the Die Cast, I thought I was also interested in the unique shape and deep rumble of the Doxy Don (previously called the Doxy Skittle). […]
I get the most Tinder responses on two photos: the one that’s basically just my ass and the one of me wearing a tie dye jumpsuit and a tie dye strap-on. My tie-dye life picture was taken as part of an entry into Good Vibrations’ ‘Strap-On Selfie’ competition. I (disappointingly) did not win, but this […]
I really like rituals and habits, especially those that are easily trackable, which is why app-based kegel exercisers appeal to me,1that and wanting to be really great at sex I think. Everytime I come across a new one, regardless of reviews, I add it to my wishlist. I discovered Imtoy’s Candy a few years back […]