The Fun Factory Bouncer. How do I begin to explain the Fun Factory Bouncer? Insert the dildo version of a Mean Girls Regina George montage. The Bouncer is widely appreciated & a marvel to behold… and it deserves to be. It’s the only dildo of its kind on the market and nothing since has even […]
Posts with the submergible tag
We-Vibe Wish
This toy had so much promise. An adorable blue, funky shaped, squishy vibe that boasted similar strength to a wand style toy, but without the handle. A total dream. But did it deliver? Fuck no. Epiphora basically said it best when she described the We-Vibe Wish as the toy version of a dude who thinks […]
DoDil
How do you review a toy that’s shape is subjective? Masturbate a lot, mostly. DoDil’s marketing plays of the novel property that it can be reshapen as much as you want, which is New and Unique™ compared to other body safe toys on the market. Is it a marketing ploy? Kinda, yeah. But DoDil does […]
Glass Tentacle Dildos: Icicles No. 24, No. 52, and No. 69
Usually when I get a dildo, it’s for aesthetic reasons. Penetrative solo play isn’t a huge thing for me and dildos aren’t often involved in my partnered play (though I love it when they are) so I’m mostly motivated by what looks cool. In the case of the Icicles tentacle-esque glass dildos, I slowly acquired […]
Vixen Mustang
I get the most Tinder responses on two photos: the one that’s basically just my ass and the one of me wearing a tie dye jumpsuit and a tie dye strap-on. My tie-dye life picture was taken as part of an entry into Good Vibrations’ ‘Strap-On Selfie’ competition. I (disappointingly) did not win, but this […]
Fun Factory Stronic G
For someone who owns as many dildos as I do (and who continues to collect more), I don’t write a lot of reviews about penetrative toys. Here’s the hot goss: I’m not super into penetrative solo play. A vibe at my clit is enough to get me off, and unless I’ve had a ton of […]
Imtoy Candy
I really like rituals and habits, especially those that are easily trackable, which is why app-based kegel exercisers appeal to me,1that and wanting to be really great at sex I think. Every time I come across a new one, regardless of reviews, I add it to my wishlist. I discovered Imtoy’s Candy a few years […]
L’Amourose Prism V
I am, at the very least, slightly cursed when it comes to L’Amourose toys. A bit of backstory: I wanted a L’Amourose Rosa after AFemmeCock’s review, so I put it at the top of my wishlist. When I became an affiliate with Betty’s Toy Box, they offered to send one for review. I gleefully accepted […]
Spareparts Tomboi Harness
Sometimes when I picture myself naked, I’m wearing something. Sure I look at myself naked almost daily, but when I imagine having my most ideal sex, it usually involves a harness. The harness in play is generally my Spareparts Joque, which allows me to both penetrate and be penetrated. But when my dysphoria is at […]
Miss on the Go
Crowdfunding sex toys has become more and more inviting, especially for those seeking to bring new toy designs to market but who lack the capital to fund them out of pocket. In some cases, these toys are awesome (like the Crave Vesper or Tantus Rumble) or at least innovative (like the Dame Eva), but in […]