I like cutesy toys that do less than cutesy things. Take a look at my dildo collection and you’ll hear me say “I don’t use this, I just think it’s cute”1Marge Simpson gif 99% of the time. So, of course, when Cloud 9 Novelties approached me, my eye was immediately drawn to a cute lil […]
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Satisfyer Pro 2
In 2015, a new toy rocked the clitoris-owning world: one that vaguely resembled some sort of thermometer to pulse air against the clit. Some users described the sensation as akin to cunnilingus, others said it was the first thing to ever give them an orgasm. That toy was the original Womanizer. In addition to being […]
Doxy The Don
The white sparkly Doxy Die Cast is one of my white whale toys, both because it’s so aesthetic and pretty, and because Doxy’s toys are lauded for their power. Beyond the Die Cast, I thought I was also interested in the unique shape and deep rumble of the Doxy Don (previously called the Doxy Skittle). […]
Fun Factory Stronic G
For someone who owns as many dildos as I do (and who continues to collect more), I don’t write a lot of reviews about penetrative toys. Here’s the hot goss: I’m not super into penetrative solo play. A vibe at my clit is enough to get me off, and unless I’ve had a ton of […]
Dame Fin
Dame Products’ Fin was the first sex toy allowed on Kickstarter and subsequently the first toy successfully funded on Kickstarter as well. Crowdfunding sex toys is often a Mistake™ but Dame does their advertisements and marketing really well. And the chance to get this cute, uniquely colored vibe at a steep discount was enough for […]
Le Wand
Le Wand has not seen waves of popularity among sex bloggers, so my interest in it was hesitant at best. However, my recent move into my own space with super sex positive housemates brought the Magic Wand Rechargeable into my life. It’s such a staple that I jokingly started referring to it as my “primary partner.” […]
L’Amourose Prism V
I am, at the very least, slightly cursed when it comes to L’Amourose toys. A bit of backstory: I wanted a L’Amourose Rosa after AFemmeCock’s review, so I put it at the top of my wishlist. When I became an affiliate with Betty’s Toy Box, they offered to send one for review. I gleefully accepted […]
We-Vibe Nova
I get confused about a lot of things. Like how to use an STP without peeing on my own legs, why the zippers are on the back of Star Trek TNG uniforms, why glitter cheers me up so much, the list goes on. But I didn’t think I was confused about what kinds of stimulation […]
Tom of Finland Hammer/Nightstick Vibe
I laughed at the Tom of Finland Hammer/Nightstick Vibe when I first saw it while working a Tom of Finland party at The Pleasure Chest. I laughed in a way that said, “Of COURSE there’s a vibrator shaped like a hammer/nightstick.” Companies like OxBalls make a variety of creative insertables (including the Alien Tail Cocksling […]
Vibratex Magic Wand Rechargeable (aka Hitachi)
This review falls into the category of “it goes without saying.” Everyone and their mother (for real) have written home about the wonders of the Vibratex Magic Wand (nee Hitachi), so here I am, adding to the pile. I did not think I would love the Magic Wand. There are toys I like, toys I […]